The Facts About Me On The Internets

Recently photos of me appeared on the web site ChuckNorrisFacts.com and I just wanted to take a moment to tell you that, although I'm not familiar with Chuck Norris, all of the facts listed on the site pertain to me and not to him. I drive the ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Some Extreme Clips of Me from My Show

Oil Panting Of Me

Patrick found this painting while looking for (nude) pictures of me. Thanks buddy!

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